After the humiliating exit from World Cup, every fan is expressing his disappointment and frustration about Indian cricket team in many ways….

Here is one of them, which I got through e-mail which is forwarding through net now.. Really funny.. The Alternate jobs for Indian cricketers .. I added few wordings which came in mind on seeing those pictures:

Rahul Dravid says:

“Mujhe ab in loukik janjatho mein nahi padna hai… Chahe aap mujhe “Chappell—Chappal” se maaro ya kuch aur se…hum to bhagwaan ke charano ka daas ban gaye hai..
Haa…agar aap match mein India ki jeet ke baare mein Bhavishyavaani jaan na chahte hai, to mere paas zaroor aayiye..100 rupaye Dakshina ke saath..”

Sachin Tendulkar says:

“Chaai..chaai chaai..Garma garam chaai…. Bhaai saab.. adrat wala chaai lijiye… aaj australia jeeta hai…”

Atleast tendulkar is fit to do Chaai…

Sourav Ganguly:
Sourav:”Sir…Did you watch the match between England and India yesterday..?”
Customer: “Yeah… England won against some minnows …Right.. But one guy caught my attention.. On scoring a single run after eating 20 balls, he removed his shirt and started waiving it.. I thought he made century, but no..it was a single run…”

Anil Kumble:

” Fresh chicken, fresh kabaab, frsh chilli chicken bhaiya… Khaloge toh Indian team kya..Australia ko bhi hara doge..”

Mahendra Singh Dhoni:

” Yeh hai mera naya hair style…”

Yuvraj Singh:
Atleast he is doing some decent job… By the way..Nice pose Yuvi!!!

Zaheer Khan:

” Bowl se kuch nahi bana… So Phool se rozi roti chalti hai…”

Ajit Agarkar:

“Machli…machli.. machli.. fresh machli.. discount mein de raha hoon bhaiya.. Aaj barso baad India jeeta hai…”

Robin Uthappa:

“Naye naariyal bhaiya..Isko kisi team ne TV mein advertise nahi diya hai..Is liye safe hai peene ke liye..!!”